Every time I move into a new place with roommates, I have this strange yet possibly never happening belief that this is a temporary situation and very soon I am going to get my own apartment. So far I have lived with a lot of different roommates, both male and female and I have found it rather difficult to survive with female roommates. Let me tell you, despite the notion that girls are clean, I have lived with pretty dirty female roommates in past 4 years. Sometimes I feel my poop is cleaner than their week old dirty dishes. But that's not all. It's rather hard to make them understand that they are supposed to wash the dishes. Those are not meant to stay there decorating the sink. I was once having a long conversation with one of my roommates and she ended up taking a peek at the dirty dishes. Without a second thought, she said, "We need to clean these dishes" to the ones that she used and threw in the sink. My reaction to that was, "Oh really! I thought we wer...